Randomness: bald spots, golden bicycles, ants

• Whoever thought of making car horns into little buttons that you push with your thumbs instead of a big one in the center you hit, was not thinking the situation through.  
• I chopped it off.  My gorgeous full, silk locks are all gone.  JK, my hair is falling out and was so gross.  I even have a BALD SPOT!!!  Oh motherhood.  Luckily the bald spot is hidden, but the cut had to be done, what with the long strings of hair all over the house and all.  I was inspired by this movie, and this lovely lady.  Something that says the 20's in France.  I'm looooving it.  
• Is my daughter the only 2 year old that sleeps in her shoes, only wears a dress, and will not leave the house without a purse?  She obsessed with Disney princesses too and has never even seen any of the movies except Tangled.  What a girly girl.
• Ants.  On the kitchen counter.  Of third story apartment.  Whaaaat?
• I want a gold bike! (spray paint?)

Randomness: milestones, biggest loser, and scrabble

I want to start doing a weekly post about well...my week and stuff I've been thinking about or liked...or....whatever.  Here's #1 in Weekend Randomness.  (title blatantly stollen from Jasmine Star)

• My baby's been rolling around for over a month now, but I never seem to catch him actually doing it.  I turn around for a second, then turn back, and there he is on his tummy pushing up and looking around.  Sneaky baby.
• I've been trying to "potty train" my toddler since halloween.  And with zero (yes zilch) successes all the rewards (halloween candy) have somehow disappeared! *Looking accusingly at my husband now*  Disaster after disaster in her bedroom at night, all ending with poopy messes on floors wall and furniture, have kept me strong in my drive to keep trying.  Note: these disasters are caused by her wanting to clean herself up without help.  Cute, but not so cute when I have to rent a rug Dr every week.  Guess what?  Success!  I made another prize bag and finger painting seems to be even better motivation than candy.  Throw in there some markers, nail polish and TV and we've almost got a full day of dry diapers! wooooot woooot!
• Santa brought me my present early after hearing about another one of the above mentioned disasters.  Hello iphone, I don't know how I have lived without you for my whole life.  
• I haven't done any Christmas preparations at ALL.  Feeling nervous.  At least I can find comfort in having canceled all cub scout meetings for the month.  A momma bear's gotta do what a momma bears gotta do.
• My two year old, Zoe, was running around the house chanting Christ-mas-time...Christ-mas-time.
• Do you think Accuvue will honor a rebate after a full year has past? 
• Neflix added The Biggest Loser to movies you can watch instantly.  I think this is going to change my LIFE! 
• I played my first 7 letter word in Scrabble and it made my week.
• I made ornaments a couple years ago to sell on Etsy and still have a few left.  I still LOVE the globes.